You know you're pregnant...

...when you cry over the Ironside Daleks.
... when Criminal Minds reduces you to a crying lump, but you keep watching anyway.
... when every third thing out of your mouth involves progenation.
... when you go out and find the exact RGB hue for the TARDIS so you can get the right color envelopes for your shower invites.
... when you cry when you realize that there aren't ways to buy specifically colored envelopes without spending a gazillion dollars.
... when you set a record at the local IHOP because you inhaled a waffle in under two minutes.
... when you spend all day worrying because the baby is being lazy, you've been crampy and then he punches you hard enough to make your stomach bounce. And then worry more.